This handy public service announcement was written in marker on the garage wall of a home I just toured.  This homeowner had already moved out of this home given that it was empty, and they had done so so thoroughly that they even took this Ho’s phone with them.  Evidenced by the fact that there is no longer a phone where this is pointing.  I just hope that someone has notified the poor Ho so she isn’t caught off guard the next time she needs to make a phone call.  Along those same lines, should you be looking for the Ho that was once here, it appears her service has been interrupted.

I encountered this brilliant functional art idea in a main bathroom.  I can assume that this particular cowboy did not choose this wall color so I’m sure there is a woman folk involved here in the decorating decisions. I must say I commend his creativity and ability to compromise.  I can almost hear the conversation…

Cowboy: “Ma! With all your decoratin’ I don’t have a place to hang my hat when I get in the shower”
Mrs. Cowboy: “Pa! You ain’t gonna hang that ugly hat in the bathroom for the world to see.” 
Cowboy (to himself): “I recon if I hang it in a frame, she won’t notice.”